The Sweet Smell of Men's Colon

Colon ≠ Cologne

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Sorry, is this a word white kids use these days?
I mean, I never talked about colons back in my day!
I kid. But seriously. Not OK.

Sorry, is this a word white kids use these days?

I mean, I never talked about colons back in my day!

I kid. But seriously. Not OK.

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This conversation is an English teacher’s - & a parent’s - worst nightmare. Let’s just say that the spelling of “cologne” is the least of these guys’ problems.
Would you like fries with that?

This conversation is an English teacher’s - & a parent’s - worst nightmare. Let’s just say that the spelling of “cologne” is the least of these guys’ problems.

Would you like fries with that?

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Colon? Check! “Hey, girl, the doc says I’ve got all the internal organs you like most.”

Colon? Check! “Hey, girl, the doc says I’ve got all the internal organs you like most.”

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Just don’t go over the top with your colon scent, please. Three balanced meals a day should keep you in check.

Just don’t go over the top with your colon scent, please. Three balanced meals a day should keep you in check.

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Guys: Don’t bring that weak-ass colon this girl’s way, you hear me? She only likes the strong stuff. Been to any good Mexican restaurants lately?

Guys: Don’t bring that weak-ass colon this girl’s way, you hear me? She only likes the strong stuff. Been to any good Mexican restaurants lately?

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This could go either way. Julie is either really good at digestion or smells quite nice. Either way, you rock that self-confidence, gurl!

This could go either way. Julie is either really good at digestion or smells quite nice. Either way, you rock that self-confidence, gurl!

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I thought this might be some sort of sports references because apparently there are a number of athletes with the unfortunate last name of Colon, capital C. But I Googled “William Castro” and “colon” together, & all I got was court records for some child support case, so I think this tweet is what we all think it is.
Hey, they say that some scents are soothing to fall asleep to…

I thought this might be some sort of sports references because apparently there are a number of athletes with the unfortunate last name of Colon, capital C. But I Googled “William Castro” and “colon” together, & all I got was court records for some child support case, so I think this tweet is what we all think it is.

Hey, they say that some scents are soothing to fall asleep to